Thursday, May 07, 2015

#GE15 Shorts for election day.

It’s on days like these that consideration of the place of the Large Hadron Collider in the general scheme of things comes to mind.

It is but one of the Sun’s top ten tips to avoid politics after a useful morning voting Tory in accordance with the Great Leader’s instructions.

Another is measuring the carbon footprint of the steak and kidney pie, plus extra chips, election day special on at the pub.

Thought may also be given to Schrodinger’s cat and its continued confusion about the nature and behaviour of matter on the microscopic level.

Or you can just order another glass of Pinot and stare out of the window.